1 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:12,290 My name is Long Jean Silver, and I'm handicapped and horny. 2 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:17,030 Due to a quirk of Mother Nature, I was born with a bigger dick than John 3 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:20,770 And baby, you better believe, I know how to use it. 4 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:28,950 I love you. 5 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:57,450 Let's get this off, eh? 6 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,160 Mmm. 7 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:38,580 Ugh. 8 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:27,150 School is a great place to find any kind of sexual adventure. 9 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:32,590 For instance, I have one boy who was in my art class, a really cute red -headed 10 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:38,730 guy. And he kind of turned me on a little bit. He's tall and, 11 00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:43,170 like I said, with red hair and skinny and a great dancer. 12 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:48,530 So one day I just decided to ask him to come over to my house, you know, grab a 13 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,930 little snack and maybe talk a little bit. 14 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:55,120 and try to fool around a little bit before my mother would come home. 15 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:01,160 Well, now that you've seen the place, do you want to come into my house? 16 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,700 Well, what about your mother? 17 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:08,600 Well, she'll be in, oh, we've got three hours or more, so you don't have to 18 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,539 worry about her. 19 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:10,720 Well, what do we plan on doing? 20 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:16,520 Well, we can sit around and talk and maybe mess around a little bit. 21 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,100 Well, I don't normally do trips with girls. 22 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:24,020 Well, I'm just not your average girl. I mean, you know, aren't I pretty enough? 23 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,220 Yeah. 24 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,320 And you might be surprised I have a few things that a boy has. 25 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,680 Like what? 26 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,260 Well, you just have to see. 27 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,680 You know, find out for yourself. 28 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,880 You might like it. 29 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,280 Yeah, I'll run. 30 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,359 You want to try? 31 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,620 Yeah. Okay, come on. 32 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,160 I tell you, this would be fun. 33 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:50,580 Thank you. 34 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:28,950 Red hair even. 35 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:33,150 I'm going to stop. 36 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,070 Goodbye. 37 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,110 Ask her to pee, okay? 38 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,910 Be right back. Don't go anywhere, okay? 39 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:04,710 I'm back. 40 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,170 You ready for this? 41 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,270 My God. 42 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,310 Huh? No. 43 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,050 Wow. 44 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,950 Well, ready now? 45 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,240 Relax. 46 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,040 Thank you very much. 47 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,500 The world is so good, I can't bear it. 48 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,200 Hmm. 49 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,460 was to get sex out of school, I decided I wanted to get these two little foxes 50 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,060 that were in my sex education class. 51 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,100 They were really naive, though. They've never had hardly any kind of sexual 52 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,920 experiences. So I decided I wanted to show them what it was like to be a 53 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,620 how to be treated like a woman. 54 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,060 Careful with that. 55 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,400 I should have seen that guy when he did those photos. 56 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,060 He had a fetish for my ass, liked to put cherries on everything. 57 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,760 I finally got the pictures back. 58 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:43,689 Oh, yeah? 59 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:45,190 Really? What do they look like? 60 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:46,970 They're okay. 61 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:49,590 Some of them make me look like I'm really fat or pregnant. 62 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:53,530 Some of them look really good. I have a really good profile shot that I really 63 00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:59,630 like. I have one shot that has a girl bending over like it's a quickie. 64 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:04,370 It has my stump going in her ass. It's kind of outrageous looking. 65 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:08,970 I'd like to see these. Can we see them? Yeah, come on in. All right. 66 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:18,080 This is a picture where the guy had a fetish for my ass. 67 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,780 I like to put cherries in it. 68 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:22,540 And I use it for like a subscription. 69 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,800 I was really surprised when I saw it. Wow. 70 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,760 This is where the whole thing starts right here. 71 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,680 I have this one blown up in black and white. That's pretty. 72 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,040 Big poster in it. 73 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,820 I like that one. 74 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:41,200 I usually say, I wish you were here on this one because I have my finger 75 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,460 and inserted. 76 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,640 This is my centerfold. 77 00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:54,460 People, I've been told that people freak out when they see this alarm. 78 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:02,920 I hope that Cherie sends me the letters that I get for it because that way I can 79 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,040 tell what people's reactions were to it. 80 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:10,340 I really want to find out. I've heard from other people that have seen it that 81 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,900 they really liked it. They thought it was one of the best things they could 82 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:17,110 done. There's so many people inside deep, they have a certain fetish for it. 83 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,350 We have this. 84 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:25,430 My friend, Elda, she's going to give it a blow job there. 85 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,190 Wow. 86 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:30,190 Like, is this the same size as a cup? 87 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,830 No, that's a little bit bigger. 88 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,510 Yeah, slightly. 89 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:39,430 I've been told it's bigger than little Johnny Holmes. 90 00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:40,830 Johnny Holmes. 91 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,480 Is it really like a guy's dick? 92 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:48,460 Well, in a sense. The only thing it doesn't do is it doesn't cum, you know. 93 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,980 People don't have to worry about getting pregnant from it, and they don't have 94 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,040 to worry about getting any kind of disease or anything. 95 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,540 You know, I keep it very, very clean before anything happens with it. 96 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:04,980 But, uh, it's soft like one. But it's always had some heart on it. 97 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,240 Yeah, never have to worry about that. 98 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,840 Does it hurt? 99 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:15,460 I've heard, well, some people say it hurts, but I'm usually really easy with 100 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,780 I don't want to hurt anybody. 101 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:24,460 Since it's so big, when it goes in, I can feel all the muscles. 102 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,120 If a girl tightens up or a guy tightens up, you can feel it just tightening up 103 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,340 on you. You just go, bam. 104 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:35,280 Wow. So you can actually feel it really a lot, huh? 105 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,920 Yeah, I have... 106 00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:39,150 All my muscles in there I can feel. 107 00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:40,410 It's very sensitive. 108 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,550 Like if somebody tickles the end of it. 109 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,510 It tickles it, huh? 110 00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:47,190 Yeah, it jumps a lot. 111 00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:53,690 It's really... You were born with this? 112 00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:59,050 Yeah, I was born with a deformity. I had a missing fibula and a pinky toe. 113 00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:02,690 And my left leg was shorter than my right leg, so they amputated me when I 114 00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:03,690 about two and a half. 115 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,730 So I've had it pretty much all my life. 116 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:10,070 Do you make love to a lot of people within your life? 117 00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:16,610 Sometimes. If a person can get into it, I can do it. I've had people kind of 118 00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:19,950 like, you know, wow, can I really do that? 119 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:21,770 They chicken out. 120 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:26,430 But, yeah, I've used it on people before. I'm notorious for that. 121 00:25:30,090 --> 00:25:31,810 Even on guys, too. 122 00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:32,929 Oh, yeah? 123 00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:34,010 Yeah. Do they enjoy it? 124 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,480 Yeah, I had one guy take it up all the way up to my knee. 125 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,380 That's outrageous. 126 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,699 I know. 127 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,560 It didn't hurt him at all, huh? 128 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,320 No, he's used to a stump fucking. I mean, not stump fucking, fist fucking. 129 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,640 Oh, he used to take it all the way up to here on the fist. 130 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,120 Really? 131 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:54,460 So I figured, you know, if he can take the fist, why can't he take my stump? 132 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 Yeah. 133 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,800 It seems like it might hurt me. 134 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,550 Well. It depends, you know. 135 00:26:06,770 --> 00:26:13,710 If a person can relax their muscles and be relaxed and not be scared of 136 00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:17,050 it or anything, it won't hurt them as bad. 137 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:19,170 It's more psychologically. 138 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:22,790 They have to be able to accept it in their mind first. 139 00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:25,310 Otherwise, you know, it could hurt them. 140 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,190 A lot of people enjoy it. 141 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:31,490 Who knows? You could even enjoy it. 142 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:35,490 Maybe I could. Think you could, Mark? 143 00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:39,430 Well, I'm kind of small. 144 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:46,050 Yeah, I'm small myself, but if I could, uh... If I could fuck myself with it, I 145 00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:51,290 would. I should give it a try, but I can't. I can't bend it down far enough. 146 00:26:53,510 --> 00:27:00,210 But, uh... You know, we could, uh... Always give it a try. If I want. 147 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:02,090 It's up to you guys. 148 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,460 I don't know. 149 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,660 Sometimes we'll try it. 150 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,080 It's always good to do new things, right? 151 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,060 This is a finished call. 152 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,920 Toe fetish. 153 00:35:40,910 --> 00:35:41,910 I'm sorry. 154 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,980 I was hitchhiking home from one of my friends' house one day, and this lady 155 00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:28,780 picked me up. And I'm not usually afraid of women when they pick me up, but she 156 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:30,980 was a very highly sex -oriented woman. 157 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,360 So I explained to her that I was into both men and women, but sometimes I 158 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,360 preferred men more. 159 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,620 So she told me she had a boyfriend named Paul, and it was his birthday, and 160 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:44,380 asked me if I'd be a treat for him. And I said, sure, why not? We'll have a 161 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:48,520 little party over at my house, just the three of us, and see what happens. 162 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:52,000 Hurry, there's more to this girl than meets the eye. 163 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:56,620 There's more to her than meets the eye. Come on, tell me what you mean. 164 00:36:57,220 --> 00:36:59,260 Well, she takes more off than her clothes. 165 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,340 That sounds like a riddle. 166 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:07,180 Girl takes off more than her clothes. 167 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,460 What does she take off? 168 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,900 That's for you to figure out. 169 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,240 She's a man. 170 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,780 No. Yeah, she's a man. 171 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:17,220 I heard about that once. 172 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,670 No, not this girl. 173 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:22,290 I don't think you've heard about this girl. 174 00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:23,730 She's bald. 175 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:30,430 We're going to be making it, and all of a sudden... Paul. 176 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:33,530 No, you used it. You did. 177 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:37,490 Now, there's one more thing. 178 00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:45,430 I'm going to blindfold you so that you can really enjoy it. I've always wanted 179 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,670 to be blindfolded. Oh. 180 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,790 Well, this is your chance. I don't believe it. I've always wanted to be 181 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:53,950 blindfolded. This is going to be the best birthday surprise that you've ever 182 00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:55,130 had. Just like a fantasy of mine. 183 00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:56,370 Great. 184 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:58,670 Handcuff me, too. No. 185 00:37:58,930 --> 00:37:59,930 No, really, please. 186 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:03,870 No, it'll do fine with just the blindfold. At least put one of those 187 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:05,290 my jaw and I'll catch it. 188 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,210 Quiet. 189 00:38:08,010 --> 00:38:09,010 All right, I'll be quiet. 190 00:38:11,310 --> 00:38:15,330 now you just lay down over here i got it you're going to bring my mother in no 191 00:38:15,330 --> 00:38:20,070 this is this this is your life yes this is this is your life paul lay back 192 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,440 It's a really nice sensation. 193 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,880 Jean? 194 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,180 Are you Jean? 195 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:11,940 Sandy? 196 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:13,560 Yes, dear. 197 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,720 We're both here. 198 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:27,990 Nice breasts. 199 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:30,370 Nice breasts. 200 00:39:34,510 --> 00:39:36,610 That's not all, dear. That's not all. 201 00:39:40,770 --> 00:39:42,990 I'm sure you're going to like this. 202 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:44,270 I like it already. 203 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:45,950 I do. 204 00:40:03,390 --> 00:40:07,210 The best is yet to come. Oh, God. We should have thought of this a long time 205 00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:08,210 ago. 206 00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:30,370 Am I gonna find out? 207 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,010 The answer to the riddle soon? 208 00:40:32,810 --> 00:40:35,610 Soon enough. 209 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:38,390 Jean, did you know you were a riddle? 210 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:00,790 Where'd you go, Jean? 211 00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:05,470 Where'd you go, Jean? 212 00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:10,410 Can I take this thing off? Oh, you talk too much. 213 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:52,460 I will shoot one of you. 214 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,240 Huh? 215 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,880 Dean? 216 00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:31,490 Jean, when do I get to see the surprise? 217 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:34,550 I don't know. 218 00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:37,870 Shut up, man. Shut up. 219 00:43:51,310 --> 00:43:52,310 Let me in. 220 00:44:12,590 --> 00:44:14,010 Here, I'm being neglected here. 221 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:27,610 Somebody pay attention to me. 222 00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:31,650 Sandy? 223 00:44:48,810 --> 00:44:50,610 I've never seen anything like that in my life. 224 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,990 I told you it was a surprise. 225 00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:58,310 Oh my god. 226 00:45:00,630 --> 00:45:02,010 Did we enter the room? 227 00:45:03,230 --> 00:45:04,230 Yep. 228 00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:06,510 That looks nice. 229 00:45:07,690 --> 00:45:08,770 It does. 230 00:49:56,430 --> 00:50:00,550 this neighbor and we've always had the hots for each other so one day i just 231 00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:04,590 invited her to come over for tea and i had just gotten out of the shower and i 232 00:50:04,590 --> 00:50:10,570 was combing my hair and if she walked in in this hot in black lace and 233 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:13,730 everything i was just amazed i thought she was going to beat me 234 00:50:31,470 --> 00:50:34,550 What are you doing here so early, dressed like that? 235 00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:37,890 Jean, I just couldn't wait. 236 00:50:38,510 --> 00:50:44,910 I was digging home thinking about you and your luscious young tits, and 237 00:50:44,910 --> 00:50:46,850 I decided to come on over. 238 00:50:47,350 --> 00:50:48,350 Do you mind? 239 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,970 No, not at all. 240 00:50:52,170 --> 00:50:54,290 Looks like you just came out of the shower. 241 00:50:54,670 --> 00:50:55,670 Oh, yeah. 242 00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:57,870 I came at a good time. 243 00:51:00,650 --> 00:51:01,650 Let me kiss your breath. 244 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,790 How would you like to kiss mine? 245 00:51:21,610 --> 00:51:22,610 Sure. 246 00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:29,450 It's all yours. 247 00:52:13,070 --> 00:52:14,790 Jean, I'm glad I didn't wait. 248 00:52:16,370 --> 00:52:17,410 I've got an idea. 249 00:52:18,650 --> 00:52:21,970 What? Why don't we go over to your bed? 250 00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:24,650 Where we can be more comfortable. 251 00:52:25,090 --> 00:52:26,090 Okay. 252 00:53:13,930 --> 00:53:14,930 Hmm. 253 00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:41,910 I'll put it in more. 254 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,280 I've never been sucked before. 255 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,640 I've never seen anything like this. 256 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,280 Now you have. 257 01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,610 That's the story of Long Jean Silver. 258 01:04:26,850 --> 01:04:28,090 Hope you had a nice time. 259 01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:31,230 And hope your pants aren't too wet and you don't stick to your seats. 260 01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:34,050 See you later. Have a nice dream. Good night.